The "CardCaptor Will" FAQ Page

General Assumptions
1. I am a guy. Born a male, have no desire to join the other team.
2. I am straight. Sorry boys, but I like pussy.
3. I crossplay as a hobby. I don't wear drag everyday, nor do I dress up for any other reason other than conventions. (and the occasional prank)
4. I don't take myself seriously. I am well aware that I'm a convention inside joke, and that I'm jack squat in other places.

Specific questions

1. Are you going to attend X convention?

Depends. You can check the conventions page for appearances, or check the blog when I update for conventions. A safe bet is that I will be at Anime Central and Otakon; others are on a case by case basis.

2. Will you attend X convention?

Also depends. If I'm paying my own way out there, more than likely not. But I've been known to be bribed before; everyone has a price.

3. Can you help me with my cosplay?

I am probably not the person to ask, since I am a rank novice at it. I'd rather not, since I'm learning a lot myself and get a lot of help. Check with Cosplay.com, your best resource to get started.

4. Why do you keep your moustache and glasses on when you cosplay? Don't you care about accuracy?

Nope. Hence the parody aspect. I know that I will never look like a girl, much less a 14 year old magic user. So I don't try.

5. Are you aware you're on X website?

More than likely not. Send a link to will@cardcaptorwill.com; I'd love to give them their 15 seconds of fame.

6. Are you aware that you're on X website and they are making fun of you?

Also more than likely not. I pretty much am in good standing with most of the bash sites out there (4chan, cosplayfucks, etc.). Since I'm such a good sport they usually DDoS anyone who decides to throw potshots at me. If they aren't a cosplay or anime bash site, I honestly don't care. Send me a link anyway so I can laugh at them myself!

7. Is X rumor true?

I've found that with anime fame, people confirm rumors with me that are positive / believable. Anything negative or vendetta-ish tends to not be in plain sight; they just ignore me. So in other words, if you've got the balls to ask me about it, maybe I can give you some insight. There is no such thing as bad publicity.

8. Can I use X picture?

So far, I really don't care about leeching, due to the simple fact that it's not costing me much to host pictures. If costs become an issue, then I'll start employing anti-leeching measures. If I start seeing my photos in FHM magazine, then I'll start legally protecting it. Otherwise, no I really don't care. Leave a tip in the PayPal jar if you feel so inclined.